aloh4mor4: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E F
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
mexican-lassiter: R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL! I’m Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelly! IQ! Lou Ann! And I’m JAVERT
captain-kirks-perfect-hair: omgtsn: nugger ...
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
larrysshowersthatarebritish: opening-a-shop: nowealth-noruin: serverussnape-always: Is that John Green Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props Sherlock fandom u ok Can you spot the vegan Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who Is it night bloggers or just the Australians Hardmode: Is it the Australian night bloggers The new nerve wrecking Did I or did I not...
pizza: if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
this is such bull shit, zendaya should have won. But regardless, I’m proud of my baby girl.
largebeard: foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
perseused: i just kind of feel sorry for people that don’t multiship why settle for one flavor when you can taste the rainbow
rneerkat: rneerkat: what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together thats the quickest ive lost a follower